East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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