fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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