Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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