I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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