I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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