Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Randomize
