I'm lost and stupid without you.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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