how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Can you bring me the toilet please
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
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