The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
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