so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
