By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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