she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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