Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
