would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
