I wanna bring you to show and tell
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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