i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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