Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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