I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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