im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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