Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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