He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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