I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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