I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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