I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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