what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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