hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm at about main and main street
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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