yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You ate ashes out of my bong
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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