so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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