Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Betty ford says i'm here all night
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize
