I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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