you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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