Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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