can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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