Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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