Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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