Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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