She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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