i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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