fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
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