ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
