My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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