I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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