I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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