That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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