Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I'm really busy with my period
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