so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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