I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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