I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
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