All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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