So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I have fence marks all over my body
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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