he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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