I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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