your thong is hanging out like whoa
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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