Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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