think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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