I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm like, not good at living.
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